Nick's Riverside Grill - Washington

The food (4/5):I ordered the sausage pizza for $20. As you can see I accidentally finished the first slice before taking the picture. I am very sorry and feel super ashamed for my unprofessionalism.. The pizza was pretty ight though.The service (4/5):My sister found the waiter very cute. He seemed chill and often came to our table to serve us. Shoutout to his mother for raising lil boy right.The restroom (3/5):1. the room in general:The “MEN room” consists of 2 urinals in green and pink urinal block colors. The urinals have no wall in between. BIG REDFLAG! Then the restroom also has 2 cabins, but since they are separate from the main room I’d like to call them the VSBRs (Very Secret Business Rooms).The main room also has a fire alarm and an EMWH-Notice (Employees Must Wash Hands-Notice). You LOVE to see it.The sink worked pretty fine. The water had some good pressure and you were able to turn on the faucet by only holding your hands under the tap. I LOVE technology.However the soap dispenser had no sensors and the soap didn’t really have that much of a scent. I LOVE sand.You are given 2 choices to dry your hands. Option 1 is using basic old-school paper towels put in a small bascet. A save, but boring option. The second option is using air blower machines. However, as you might know as an active reader of my reviews, I’m not a big fan of air blowers. They are known for blowing germs on your clean hands. I DO NOT LOVE germans.2. the VSBR (check above for meaning):Pardon my french, but the VSBR was pretty ‘Camion’. My dad is french ;)The room is very tiny, doesn’t get much light, and also doesn’t have a BCS (Baby Changing Station). But they were playing music. I LOVE music.I was in a hurry so I couldn’t figure out the model and year of the toilet. But I did find some tiles missing in the wall and a hole in the ceiling. Maybe someone was angry? Someone get your kid! I LOVE uuuh ummm uuh thick toiletpaper. Unfortunately they were only serving us with the thinest of the thinest toilet paper known to (men) and women. It was crazy!!!

Very rude hostess. I could sense revenge racism from her tone towards brown folks..nick s grill should hire better people. Food was ok but place was very untidy.Food: 3/5

The outside seating is great. It is right on the Potomac River walk. You can see the Kennedy Center and Watergate Building down the river. There is a plaza with a large water fountain. It is beautiful. That’s where it ends. The place is directly under the flight path on planes taking off from Reagan International Airport every 2 minutes. It is so loud that you can’t speak to a person across the table. To top that off we were buzzed by about 15 hot shot government helicopters, which were louder than the plane. This ruined the whole experience. I would not go back.If you like to listen to jets flying less than 1,000 feet above you, then go.

The hostess didnt tell us that there were two areas: one for self service and one for being served. We were constranged to change tables after started eating. Astonishing… The food is so so…

Had the shrimp tacos and salmon salad and they were AMAZING. nothing less than spectacular. service was a little slow but the food made up for it. amazing restaurant, great music. love love love. would recommend to anyone in the areaFood: 5/5