Kismat - Rossendale

So having ordered two curries.. myself and my husband love hot curries and usually ask for extra chillies. Ots a good job we didn't this time. Hubby has been suffering from constipation and we can now throw away the laxatives. Might have to go pharmacy now tho for some pile cream. We were both fighting over licking the freezer door and grabbing the ice cubes to shove up our backsides. We are both now laid in bed following consuming Satan himselves semen wondering if we might spontaneously combust before the school run in the morning. We have warned the kids that if we start farting in the night to get out ! Run ! Because the house will probably burst into flames. My husband just farted and even the dog turned away like she was gunna be sick. Were both on work in the morning (if we make it to the morning without our arses setting on fire).. God bless the pandemic as my colleagues have a valid reason to wear a mask ! Would definately order again !

A good Indian takeaway; friendly and knowledgable staff. The menu is pretty standard, but the food is well cooked and tasty.

Had quite a few takeaways from kismat in last 2 years. Was fab to begin then went a bit off but then great again. But then lately gone off again. Sorry. Tandoori chicken was bland and overdone with onions and main dish, house special, was lacking flavour.

Got a take away from here 4 curry dishes 4 rice and naan breads delivery was pretty quick. But the food when it arrived was absolutely awful will never order from here again.

We were staying in the area for a short break and had a takeway from you. It was amazing beautifully cooked and so much taste, especially the king prawn korma and coconut rice. It was the best indian food we have ever eaten by far. Thank you also for your very friendly service. Wished we lived nearer to visit again.