Market Diner - Brighton and Hove

Around 2:00am we adventure over to marker diner as it was a must after a few drinks. When going in we had to order at their modern touch screen that is function by an elderly ai because when you press anything it takes 10 second to know what you are pressing. After ordering a gut buster, mayonnaise, brown sauce and tea. We sat down and waited about 15 mins till our food arrived. But the waiter and waitress forgot our sauce and tea, which you can't miss out if you want a complete wholesome night. So I had to point this out. The waiter then surprisingly gave me this emotionless stare and walked off without saying anything. I was surprise, but somehow approve this kind of behaviour as market diner has always been a very odd and quirky atmosphere. When they gave the tea, they forgot the sauce. So I asked again you forgot the sauce. This time they gave me the cold stare that could make you question if this sauce worth it. But without this sauce my gut buster would have been bland, so I carried on. After giving the sauce they somehow didnt complete the process of giving me all the sauce I wanted as I only had the mayonnaise and no brown sauce. However, after seeing the stress and sweat they were in, I decided to let go of the brown sauce shame. They were really quick but their service in responding to your issue was unfortunately predictable. But serving at 2am made me respect their hard work and dedication. The only issue I felt lost is the painting on the walls. Which I use to love coming and admire their pictures. But due to the update of the place, it felt a bit nippy and lost. Overall, this was the service I expected and by far the best gut buster I ever had, will come again for sure and hopefully one day the brown sauce will come.

Horrifically combative staff members if dealing online with any issue and only way to contact them as only company I know that has to have call screening system........strange!?

AVOID AVOID AVOID. If there was a zero that’s what they would get. Tried to steal money. Didn’t deliver food. Lied about it’s delivery. Took 2 hours before they just decided to try and steal my money rather than cancelling the order. Absolute sharks. Avoid avoid avoid.

I’ve never been so disrespected by staff in my life ! They were so rude and nasty and literally made my friend cry. We will never ever eat here again ! I’m disgusted by how we were treated , disgusted ! I am also allergic to dairy and my friend asked to double check and they literally yelled at her for asking ! It was a horrrifjc experience and we shall never even be anywhere near here again !

Firstly, the guy who owns this place is very strange to say the least. Not only does he not smile or say hello to his customers, he looks at you as you shouldn 't be in there, very odd energy. SO, the staff follow suit like the lambs some humans are. As for the over-priced...hidious food, small portions. You only have to see the responses to his customers reviews on just eat . Says it all. Soggy, slopped together food from someone who doesn 't deserve your custom. This place used to be a favourtie of mine when I was much younger...