Creams - Brighton and Hove

Came here with friends for his traditional pancakes, good selection of food and drinks and enjoyed it a lot

We just went here for my son’s birthday with a group of his friends. The staff were amazing. Made a real fuss of him bringing him cake, catered for all needs including nut allergies. Has a real American dinner/ice cream parlour feel. Definitely will be coming back. Thanks team Creams Cafe

I was surprised how empty the cafe was on a sunny Sunday afternoon but the staff were very friendly and helpful. The ice cream was delicious.

They charged £6.95 for two ice creams. One with about 12 sprinkles on it. The later cost 95p. Tiny portions. No air conditioning working. Avoid.

I went with my son for two hot chocolates. The lady’s working was friendly and told us to take a seat and they will bring them to our table. I needed to use the toilet so while my son waited for the drinks I went to the toilet. There was two but I was only given the code for one of them. Just as I got there a man walked out and straight past me. He had done a number 2 in the toilet and it smelt pretty bad so I asked for the code for the other toilet to be told the other one was broken. I was desperate to pee so I held my breath and was as quick as I could be. I came out and went to look for a table with my son. We walked up a few steps where there was a row of tables and seats. All the tables had a thick layer of dust on them like they hadn’t been cleaned for weeks. One of the seats had a very badly pice of fake leather glued over what must have been a hole and it wasn’t even the right colour of PVC or stuck down properly it looked like it would slide of any minute so we walked past then the last table not only had a thick layer of dust on it. It also had bird feathers on it. God knows how long it had been there because the feather also had a layer of dust on top. We then see a few tables down stairs that didn’t have a layer of dust on so we decided to sit there. Although the table wasn’t clean and had ring marks on from previous customers at least there was no dust. The lady brought our hot chocolates over but they was hardly hot chocolates they tasted more like warmed up milk then at the bottom of the cup was lots of chocolate just stuck. We looked around while we was drinking and that’s when we noticed pigeons flying around above our heads. The staff noticed we was looking and shouted we are trying to catch it. I didn’t see them attempting to catch it all the time we was in there and from looking at the feather on the table it looked like it had been there for some time. I also noticed the floor looked liked it hadn’t been mopped for weeks and was filthy with tissues and rubbish all over the place and a Henry hoover just sitting in the corner. As we walked out I noticed how dirty the entrance was and took a photo. If I had noticed that at first I would never have entered. I was so glad I didn’t order food there and I’m sure I would have got sick if I had. It may sound like I could be exaggerating but I’m really not. It was truly awful and should be shut down. I’ve never seen a food place as dirty as this ever and this is the first review I have ever left before but it was so bad I have to warn other people not to eat there incase they get sick.